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These should never ever EVER be used! but ther quite amusing…

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what  time do they open?

Hi, can you help me find my lost puppy?  I think he went into this cheap motel room  across the street

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you have 'fine' written all over you

The word of the day is legs.  Lets go back to my place and spread the word

I'm not fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bed rock

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants

Here's a quarter.  Call your roommate and tell her you won't be home tonight.

I lost my number, can i have yours?

If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together


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